YonYonYon

I’ve missed last week of the update, and I’m missing this week too. Sorry. I had a rough week at my job.

Because I'm completely and utterly broke, I'm opening quick, cheap, dirty commissions. Don't worry, I'm not in life or death situation, like, I still have access to food via my parents and I paid all my bills, but having zero money sucks.

So,
- 10$ for portrait sketches
- 15$ for waist-up sketches
- 20$ for fully colored portraits
- 30$ for waist-up fully colored pieces

‼️WARNING ‼️: commission are done in small-ish resolution

- no full body commissions
- no background
- no extra characters, if you want several characters, you gotta make several separate commissions and maybe ask me to put them on one canvas
- will draw practically everything
- payment upfront and via invoices

Send commission requests to Balalaika.yon@gmail.com

PRIDE

[ 1] You carry a mirror everywhere.(for practical reasons tho)
[ ] You carry beauty supplies everywhere
[ ] You put others down. 
[ ] You flaunt or brag about yourself.
[1 ] The only topic that interests you is you.
[ ] You don't listen to others problems.
[ ] You wear booty shorts. 
[ ] You wear makeup. 
[1] You enjoy attention. 
[1] You like to do things YOUR way and YOUR way only. 

TOTAL:  4

ENVY

[1] You feel negative about your body image.
[1] You don't have a lot of money.
[ ] You don't have good grades 
[1] You're insecure. 
[] Your living conditions aren't the best.
[ 1] You cry a lot.
[ ] You are bullied. 
[ ] You've never been in a real relationship or have been in a bad one.(i seriously don't care about this one, so no point here)
[ ] You don't attract all the girls/boys. (i seriously don't care about this one, so no point here)
[ ] You think everyone else has a better situation. 

TOTAL:  4

GLUTTONY

[] You eat a lot. 
[] You always get more than what you need.
[] You always have snacks around your house.
[ ] You drink a lot. (Well you gotta stay hydrated)
[ ] You always have a granola bar or something in your purse.
[ ] You hide food. 
[ ] You binge-eat.
[ ] You are normally warm.(what does it even mean)
[] You can crack a lot of your bones. (wtf does this have to do with gluttony???)
[] You often say, "I'm starving....” 

TOTAL: 0

LUST

[ ] You are very sexually active.
[ ] You have had three or more girlfriends/boyfriends.
[ ] You wear matching underwear.
[ ] You wear a lot of makeup.
[1] You have fetishes
[1] You have looked up porn. (tbh who hasn't????? plus I look it up for art reference)
[ ] You are a fan of Yaoi/Yuri. (how does it count as sin?)
[1] You have "fantasized."   

TOTAL: 3

WRATH

[ ] You have not had a real relationship.(fuck you and your "real" relationship)
[ ] You go to anger management classes/used to. 
[1] You have to take special pills. (sedatives count?)
[1] You are aggressive.  
[1] You hate someone.  
[1] You have hurt someone - physically or mentally. 
[ ] You back-talk people. 
[ ] You have gotten detention before. 
[ ] You get into fights 
[] You are strong. 

TOTAL: 4

GREED

[1 ] You often buy things. 
[1] You WANT instead of NEED.
[1] You have expensive things. (a couple)
[1] You put yourself before others. (depends on the situation)
[1] You can tend to be a little rude. 
[ ] You don't try to save money.
[ ] You own more than two cars.
[ ] You own more than two credit cards. 
[ ] You always have to look the best.

TOTAL: 5

SLOTH

[1 ] You don't do gym in school/don't try in gym.
[] You don't have the best grades.
[1] You procrastinate. 
[ ] You go to bed at ten p.m.
[] You often take naps.
[ ] You fall asleep in Meetings. 
[ ] You're often called lazy.
[1] You don't participate in class. 
[] You do the minimum amount of work.
[] You seldom go to church/school. (I'm working right now, not religious)

TOTAL: 3

I guess I'm greedy.

I've become inactive again because I literally didn't do anything (except for work) in past couple of weeks. I'm not dead.

Now get ready for the sketches